October 28, 2026
After six weeks of underdogs crashing the party, Week 7 finally gave the favorites a clean sweep.
Five matchups. Five favorites. Five wins.
No 22% miracle.
No 40% ambush.
No projected favorite getting mugged in broad daylight.
For once, the numbers got to walk around with their chest out.
That does not mean the week was boring.
King iRok — the same team that entered Week 7 at 1–5 despite sitting near the top of the league in scoring — detonated for 178.16 points, the second-highest score of the season, and beat Estevan059 by 80.84.
That is now the largest margin we've seen all year.
October 25, 2026
Apparently the fantasy gods saw 191.26 versus 176.34 last week and decided we had enjoyed ourselves enough.
Week 5 averaged **134.14 points per team**.
Week 6?
**108.97.**
That's a drop of more than **25 points per team** in seven days.
The league went from 1,341.38 total points to **1,089.74**.
Nobody reached 150.
Three teams failed to reach 90.
Goonies Never Say Punt finished at **76.00**.
And somehow, despite all of that offensive carnage, Week 6 gave us some of the best owner-decision stories of the season.
Because this week, lineup management mattered.
A lot.
October 14, 2026
We have officially reached the part of the fantasy season where the standings make less sense the longer you stare at them.
Week 5 gave us the highest-scoring team performance of the season.
It also gave us the second-highest-scoring team performance of the season.
They played each other.
Of course they did.
October 7, 2026
So much for the undefeated season.
We entered Week 4 with **Darius35 and eduardobass7 sitting at 3–0**.
We left Week 4 with **zero undefeated teams and five teams tied at 3–1**.
That's not a standings race.
That's a traffic jam.
And the way we got there was even better.
September 30, 2026
Three weeks in, and the league is already starting to develop a personality.
Darius35 keeps scoring like somebody forgot to tell him fantasy football is supposed to be difficult.
eduardobass7 keeps winning close games.
Bosscoe followed a 171.50-point eruption by falling below 100.
ALL BALLZ ITCH finally broke into the win column by taking down the team that entered the week as one of the league's biggest scorers.
And after starting 2–0, both horns75 and Goonies Never Say Punt finally discovered that the standings do, in fact, contain a loss column.
September 22, 2026
Week 1 gave us bench disasters, heartbreak, and enough hindsight to keep a group chat arguing for days.
Week 2 decided that wasn't enough.
This time we got **two legitimate upsets**, two games decided by fewer than four points, one matchup that the forecast basically called a coin flip before turning into a **68.82-point public execution**, and a 171.50-point eruption from a team that was projected for 121.50
September 17, 2026
Week 1 gave us 1,289.26 total fantasy points, a league scoring average of 128.93, one matchup decided by fewer than five points, one owner who left more than 50 points sitting on the sideline, and another poor soul who submitted the literal best lineup available to him and still started the season 0–1.